Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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