Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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