The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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