Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
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