Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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