Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
