I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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