I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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