If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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