We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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