oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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