Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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