happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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