so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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