Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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