you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
this boner is exhausting
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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