dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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