Where did you get a picture of my penis
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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