why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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