I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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