I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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