Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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