scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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