Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Randomize
