wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Come on in and take your pants off
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