Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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