i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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