at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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