i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
i out mim tonsoeep
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