True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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