NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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