You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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