Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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