I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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