i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Randomize
