That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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