Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
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