"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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