I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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