i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm experimenting with sincerity
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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