All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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