Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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