i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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