So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
4 words: hood of his car
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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