You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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