i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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