"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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