Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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