That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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