Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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