just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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