i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
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