I want to have your abortion
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
lets start a swedish sibling band together
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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