Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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