Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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