they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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